Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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