If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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