If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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