Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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