i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I did not marry a roomba.
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