It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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