As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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