got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
