Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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