I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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