If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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