You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We're like a lot better than the average bears
She's JV to your varsity
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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