does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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