I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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