Girls should come with a carfax report
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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