It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i out mim tonsoeep
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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