talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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