i think my tv is drunk
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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