I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We got so high we made milksteak
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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