butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it was like eating out sand paper
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
