i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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