I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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