You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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