Can Purell be used as lube?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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