Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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