All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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