I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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