D3 body, D1 cock
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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