she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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