ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sober January is a disaster.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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