It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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