I'm drive I can fine osifer
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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