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he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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