Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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