She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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