before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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