oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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