But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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