i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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