the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This house was built for laser tag.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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