I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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