my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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