I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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