I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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