He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
