Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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