BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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