I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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