nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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