that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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