You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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