dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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