I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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