I love black thongs
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Randomize
