Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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