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  he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.

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  Grandpa would have been proud

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• (510): View more from California

  I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky

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• (518): View more from New York

  We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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• (607): View more from New York

  It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.

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  Those bitches did NOT have my back.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.

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