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• (831): View more from California

  my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.

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• (310): View more from California

  hey what are you doing

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  hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

  (310): View more from California

  i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.

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• (408): View more from California

  So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She acts like you when your on meds

  (510): View more from California

  She acts like batman?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.

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• (818): View more from California

  Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"

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• (718): View more from New York

  I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum

  (424): View more from California

  please don't

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