he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.