did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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