Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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